outofcontextdnd:

Wizard: I’d like to procure one of these constructs for further study.

Barbarian: I procure it for her.

Barbarian: I procure it a bunch of times, with my axe.

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outofcontextdnd:

DM: The Dragon awakens.

Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.

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I’m dual-weilding - I’ve got a fist in each hand.

outofcontextdnd:

-the Monk.

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outofcontextdnd:

DM (to our half-elf rogue): You’re now cursed. Whenever you step into the moonlight, you turn into a giant lobster. 
Wizard: See, I told you not to go grabbing random magic items but no— Nobody ever listens to me. 

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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

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Lakefront property

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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(Source: ruineshumaines)

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