Wizard: I’d like to procure one of these constructs for further study.
Barbarian: I procure it for her.
Barbarian: I procure it a bunch of times, with my axe.
DM: The Dragon awakens.
Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.
DM (to our half-elf rogue): You’re now cursed. Whenever you step into the moonlight, you turn into a giant lobster.
Wizard: See, I told you not to go grabbing random magic items but no— Nobody ever listens to me.
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.