at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts
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ursulavernon:

adamusprime:

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

11:24 am, reblogged by moosethrowtomahawks
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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

11:21 am, reblogged by moosethrowtomahawks
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